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Ok, I got it

Max is a dog with a problem
the sort of problem it's a job to egnore
the first time they all thought it was funny but not enymore
picture the scene this home -loving-hound is sleeping by the fire with the family round ,he wakes up and makes a little sound ,little albert gets it first he's nearest to the ground
alberts mum gets a wiff of it aND SHE says open the door
and whatever we've been feeding him i dont think we should give him anymore
Max does another one that smells like old kippers wakes up daddy in his fireside slippers
daddy wakes up and says open the door
albert says its open dad i did it when max did it before
Then mum says it's hard to relax with max about yesterday it happened when we were out in the car and its a small car and granny she was sick
shes not used to it like we are
maybe we should swap him for a bullgairia
MAX IS SMELLY HE CAN SPOIL YOPUR TELLY
BUT LUCKILY HES NOT AND ELEPHANT.

MAX

(LIKES TO BE WITH PEOPLE BUT.........PEOPLE DNT WANT TO BE WITH MAX

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